The martians are having none of your doorknob-licking shit.
omg they are so offended if you lick them back.
Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.
i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.
I have reblogged this like ten times
One Must Always Reblog When Fandoms Save Each Other
OH MY GOD
omg it got
my favourite part of shakespeare plays is the person at the end that is like “see how these people fucked everything up. don’t do this. look at this fuckery. look at it. fuck this. fuck everything.”
MY LIFE JUST CHANGED YOU GUYS
SHOTS FIREDDamn that turned innocent to calling out sexism real fast
Game of Thrones Season 4: Trailer #3 - Secrets
Always keep your foes confused. If they don’t know who you are or what you want, they can’t know what you plan to do next.